I get a million dollars for surviving to the end of this movie, right? I damn well better. William Malone’s 1999 remake of the 1959 William Castle classic House on Haunted Hill is exceedingly easy to watch. (ignoring inability to get down off tower) Besides, they have no way of getting down.

The black thing BREAKS THROUGH A WALL to attack TAYE and BIMBO GIRL, so they run and hide outside, on the other side of ANOTHER WALL. You won a goddamn oscar for Shine and you go and ham it up in this? You will be punished forever! 1959, would see the Horror maestro, of the ‘golden age’ of horror, Vincent Price, star as Frederick Loren, a man of wealth, who offers a group of people 10,000 each, if they come to the ‘House On Haunted Hill’ and spend the night. Some shit happens in which GEOFFREY'S WIFE is killed and not killed and GALLAGHER is killed but his EYEBROWS seek vengeance or some shit like that and ultimately a cgi black cloud moves around the house at exactly the speed it needs to in order to not quite catch up with the good guys, who include the NICE TAYE DIGGS and one of the BIMBOS. It has to be said, that this is probably the worst comparison of the bunch. YEAH! Go house! Kick some greedy fucker ass, house! House-1 Guests-0. SHINE star Geoffrey Rush plays Steven Price, an amusement park designer who enjoys creating thrill rides. This movie makes Chris Kattan the only person I like. THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL remakes the 1959 Vincent Price horror classic of the same name. I'm sure no jobless pathetic losers here would murder somebody for a million dollars. Hey, none of you go and kill me now! Ha ha! If you're still alive tomorrow, I'll give you money.Īnd the more of you that die, the more money the survivors get. SPOOKY OLD MANSION HOUSE HOSPITAL SOMETHING It actually just looks STUPID and makes the AUDIENCE want to go and rent EVIL DEAD. The credit sequence is done in a very odd style, which is supposed to look CREEPY.

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